Sitter vs. mom

Do you know what happens when you tell a demanding three year-old that you won't take him to Target and buy him a Batman toy? 

I do.

First, you get told you're dumb, and then the three year-old pees in his underwear to teach you a lesson.

For the past few days I have been babysitting for a small family. The children are cute, fun to talk to, and are pretty well behaved, but being with them means I get Gatorade and Slurpee spilled on my shoes, toilet water wiped on my pants, and sweat dripping down my neck just from buckling them all into the car. I stopped wearing makeup a few days ago.

I have to wonder...

Is this what being a mom is like?